Chinese Name: 巨星从综艺主持人开始 Author: 村中野夫(Cun Zhong Ye Fu, Wild Villager)
Original: www.qidian.com | Translator: NineTalesFox.com
Luo Yiming sighed and said, "Hey, it's all because I don't practice well. Even Guo Fu, a little girl, couldn't beat him to end up like this."
He Jiong said: "Suddenly, dazzling rays of light came out from the cave, Yang Guo exhausted all his strength to pick up beside him... a tree branch, roared."
Luo Yiming looked around and said, "Where is the evildoer?"
The two big eagles Vega and Wu Xin came out with a sense of joy at this time. Both of them put on sculpted makeup and came up unsteady, wearing mink coats. The audience couldn't help but laugh.
"Ha Ha Ha Ha...it's me, it's me."
As soon as Li Weijia exited, the audience had not come out of the amused appearance of the big eagle.
Luo Yiming looked up and down, and leaned closer: "Are you the legendary pair of big eagles?"
Vega said: "Yes, I am a public eagle."
Wu Xin said: "I am a female eagle."
Vega said, "I am the brother."
Wu Xin said: "I am a younger sister."
The two joined together in the next second: "We are a peerless double eagle."
With that, the two began a magical dance with three circles on the left and three circles on the right.
The two danced awkwardly, and the audience burst into laughter.
The guests of Return of the Condor Heroes from this issue saw the spoof plot continue to advance, and laughed one after another, and they also laughed together.
Huang Daming said: "How do you play this? I used to say that Happy Camp is more fun than young people. I still don't believe it. When I come today, the name is not in vain."
Yang Xiaomi said: "I really played a high level. After this spoof, I almost can't remember the drama."Liu Yifei didn't speak, but she also liked the performance inside.
Especially, Luo Yiming and Xie Na, these two improper actors, are really a waste of talent.
After the jump, Li Weijia said: "My child, what happened to you? How did you end up like this?"
The narrator He Jiong said: "Yang Guo gave Da Diao a detailed account of what happened. Wu Xin was very angry at Guo Fu's barbarism.
Wu Xin said: "Huh, this girl, just cut off your arm for a candied haw, it's really lack of heart."
Luo Yiming said, "I know, right? I must seek revenge from her in the future."
Li Weijia meaningful and heartfelt words authentically: "Child, listen to me, it is wrong for you to think this way. You can't have hatred in your heart, you should treat people around you with a forgiving and kind heart."
"As the saying goes, if a demon has a benevolent heart, it will no longer be a demon, but a human demon."
The audience was happy again.
Li Weijia immediately corrected: "No, no, no."
"I mean, you have to treat those who have hurt you with gratitude, because if you can bear the pain that ordinary people can't bear, you will also be able to achieve achievements that ordinary people can't bear."
"Be obedient, you will stay here with us from now on, and we will take good care of you."
He Jiong feels that the plot is really uncomfortable.
He suppressed a smile and said, "So Yang Guo stayed in the cave, and Da Diao helped him heal his injuries and taught him a martial arts masterpiece.
Luo Yiming said: "What? Overwhelming sadness palm?!"The big eagle Li Weijia said deeply: "Yes, after this is me my wife left, I created a set of martial arts, this set of martial arts Unmatched Under the Heaven, I will teach it to you today."
He Jiong said: "The two were practicing in the cave, and Yang Guo accidentally fell.
Li Weijia said: "Get up!"
Luo Yiming said: "Da Diao, I can't do it anymore, I only have one arm."
Li Weijia said: "Get up! I don't care how your body is, you fall 100 times, you have to stand up at the 101st time. Are you really willing to be a useless person for the rest of your life?"
The positive energy came, and Mr. He Jiong also put away his previous smile: "Yang Guo was inspired by this and got up to work hard again. A few years later, Yang Guo recovered from his injury and made great progress in martial arts. In the nearby area, Chivalrous Because he has learned to sculpt, and the carvings are vivid and lifelike, people call him "Condom Hero"!
Just thought it was the climax.
Break directly in the next second.
This Condor Hero, dare to love this.
The audience sprayed.
The guests sprayed.
This drama, by now, should be a spoof to the end.
Teacher He Jiong continued: "But for more than ten years, he has ignored the little dragon girl all the time, and whenever in the dead of night, he will look at the token that the little dragon girl gave him in a daze."
Liu Yifei likes this kind of spoof plot more and more, has to say, it is really fun to act like this.
Liu Yifei heard the token of Xiaolongnv and floated in front of Luo Yiming.Luo Yiming stretched out his hand to chase her, then put down his hand again, feeling sad alone.
"I don't know how long it has been. On this day, the little dragon girl also happened to come to this valley. He has been searching for the whereabouts of her children for many years. Today she finally came here, perhaps with a spiritual direction, she walked towards that valley ."
"Yang Guo happened to be hunting around here, and a pair of lovers finally met after 16 years of separation."
Xie Na wore a white dress and played the role of the little dragon girl, but the little dragon girl was too grounded, and there was no fairy.
Xie Na played again and saw Luo Yiming, and said, "Quite, is that you?"
Luo Yiming turned around: "Longer!"
"After a while, I finally found you."
"Long Er, I missed you to death."
The audience felt that this was really a waste of art.
After the two said, they vomited each other, and they really couldn't act.
He Jiong said, "Little Dragon Girl grabbed Yang Guo's arm next second, but found that Yang Guo's right arm was missing."
Xie Na nervously said, "Finally, where is your right arm?"
Luo Yiming said sadly: "It's all Flat Little Girl like Guo Fu, for a bunch of candied haws..."
Luo Yiming bury one's head in one's hands and weep.
Xie Na yelled: "Guo Fu~! You damn girl, you hurt me because of this kind of thing, and see if I won't use your limbs to compensate."
Thanks that it was in the plot, but the audience under the stage really saved face, and the next second they shouted: "That's you, that's you. You are Guo Fu."The audience roared, because Xie played two roles, and she was the one who cut off Yang Guo's arm.
Thank you for being circled.
"You can amputate your limbs now." The audience shouted.
It's over, I can't play anymore.
Xie Na couldn't help but squatted down, laughing there.
Luo Yiming said: "Pay attention, the plot, quickly enter the role."
Xie Na quickly stood up, then turned to Luo Yiming and said to Luo Yiming in a gentle, in deadly earnest manner: "Pass, follow me."
Luo Yiming asked doubtfully: "Where to go?"
Xie Na said, "Of course I went to the hospital to install a prosthesis for you."
"I'm not going." Luo Yiming said.
The audience said: "Little Dragon Girl, I hate Yang Guo. Shouldn't it be said that you don't have a right arm, am I yours right arm?"
There are still many kinds of speculations from the audience, and Luo Yiming's next second will make the scene even more straightforward.
Luo Yiming said: "I won't go, put on a prosthesis, that's so expensive..."
There was a sound of falling to the ground.
"I can't do it anymore. I want to laugh for a while. You stop for a while. When I laugh enough, you can continue acting."
"Happy Camp, Luo Yiming and Xie Na are really peerless double teasers."
"This issue is really interesting."
Xie said: "It's okay, sister is not bad for money."
Luo Yiming said moved: "Long Er, you treat me so well."
The audience can no longer stand the bird, and the show has reached its climax at this time.
The guests in the audience also watched with keen interest.In this scene, they are all learning and remembering the best part.
As everyone knows, some of the variety show laughter played are actually the live improvisations of Luo Yiming and Xie Na.
The variety abilities of the two of them are also reflected in the extreme saturation in this play.
Teacher He Jiong looked at almost there, and Luo Yiming and Xie Na could no longer play freely in this scene.
He said: "After this battle, Yang Guo and Xiaolongnv love will find a way. After that, they stayed in this gorge and lived a happy life with the Dadiao family of four!"
In the end, the audience applauded the show, and for a while, the limelight overwhelmed the true Return of the Condor Heroes crew.
After that, the people of the god carving learned this scene, and the laughter was always there, and the fruit was always there.
This link also makes the show super nice.